1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Showcase your product or company here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:25,300 Translation: Alex Suri GR (12/12/2025) ..: Movies by Alex Suri GR :.. 3 00:02:24,475 --> 00:02:26,475 For the new world. 4 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:13,558 Long live Zaki and happy birthday, 5 00:03:14,225 --> 00:03:17,808 to grow up with white hair. 6 00:03:17,933 --> 00:03:23,100 Spreading the light of knowledge everywhere 7 00:03:23,225 --> 00:03:28,475 and let all say: behold a wise man! 8 00:03:29,808 --> 00:03:31,808 - I love you! - I love you too. 9 00:03:31,933 --> 00:03:35,850 17 years old, I don't believe it. How time flies! 10 00:03:35,975 --> 00:03:37,100 - I know... - Sorry, 11 00:03:37,225 --> 00:03:39,475 where are you going your day alone 12 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:41,641 You are angry where didn't we come earlier? 13 00:03:41,766 --> 00:03:44,558 No. I wish you were here but... 14 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:47,975 Ah, I understand. You want to do something adult. 15 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:50,475 - Hello, buddy! - Hi, Dad. 16 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,475 I wish you a happy birthday... 17 00:03:53,808 --> 00:03:56,350 - I still can't whistle. - Thank you very much. 18 00:03:56,475 --> 00:03:59,850 - Did Joe's family come? - Yes, I think so. 19 00:04:00,350 --> 00:04:02,850 Okay, then... We are preparing everything for tomorrow. 20 00:04:02,975 --> 00:04:06,141 It's going to be a big day for the celebrant. You. 21 00:04:06,558 --> 00:04:10,016 - Yes, that sounds good. - The Airbnb here has a sauna. 22 00:04:10,141 --> 00:04:13,225 We will melt her. If you understand what I mean. 23 00:04:14,183 --> 00:04:15,183 - So, my love? - Yes! 24 00:04:15,308 --> 00:04:19,516 - Nice. Is it gluten free? - What? Yes. Yes, yes. 25 00:04:19,641 --> 00:04:21,920 You have to be careful your belly, buddy. 26 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:23,683 - Do you remember in Honolulu? - Yes, of course. 27 00:04:23,808 --> 00:04:26,433 It was like an explosion volcano on your butt! 28 00:04:26,658 --> 00:04:28,158 Yes, I know, I know. 29 00:04:28,283 --> 00:04:30,216 - Oops! - What was that? 30 00:04:30,341 --> 00:04:33,308 - Nothing. Eh... Everything is fine. - What's going on there? 31 00:04:33,475 --> 00:04:36,758 - I was cleaning my nose and... - Okay, calm down. 32 00:04:37,016 --> 00:04:41,325 - Do you watch porn? - No, no. I'm just sitting here... 33 00:04:41,725 --> 00:04:43,750 - What's going on? - Nothing, manly things. 34 00:04:43,975 --> 00:04:45,466 A video was thrown of YouTube on my mobile... 35 00:04:45,575 --> 00:04:46,866 and it was very strange what happened... 36 00:04:46,991 --> 00:04:50,016 Okay, my mistake. Let me guess: you see "highlander". 37 00:04:50,141 --> 00:04:53,058 Our tradition, friend. Yes, "Highlander"! 38 00:04:53,183 --> 00:04:55,600 This tradition I'm not breaking her at all. 39 00:04:55,725 --> 00:04:57,808 Exactly, that's why we're letting you go. 40 00:04:57,933 --> 00:05:01,975 But if you need anything, anything, call. Ok; 41 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:04,558 Yes, Dad, everything good here, i promise. 42 00:05:05,016 --> 00:05:06,475 - Happy Birthday! - Happy Birthday! 43 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,475 - See you tomorrow! - You... I love you. 44 00:05:09,958 --> 00:05:11,558 - He was satisfying himself. - My God! 45 00:05:11,933 --> 00:05:13,683 46 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:21,183 Why every conversation with parents for sex and alcohol 47 00:05:21,308 --> 00:05:24,100 does she have to be so uncomfortable? 48 00:05:24,350 --> 00:05:27,600 We just can't let's talk casually? 49 00:05:27,766 --> 00:05:30,558 Something like this: "Hello, mom and dad. 50 00:05:30,933 --> 00:05:33,725 I'm going to a friend's I might even get drunk. 51 00:05:33,850 --> 00:05:36,225 Or to sleep with the hottest girl in school." 52 00:05:36,558 --> 00:05:40,141 "Really, honey? Great! I am so proud of you. 53 00:05:40,266 --> 00:05:43,225 And I know you're old enough for alcohol and sex." 54 00:05:45,850 --> 00:05:48,891 Adolescence is not for dancing hormones, 55 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,725 wild desires and bullshit? 56 00:05:51,850 --> 00:05:56,183 There is no control. The nature gave it to us, like superpowers, 57 00:05:56,350 --> 00:05:59,183 and our parents want it to suppress them 58 00:05:59,308 --> 00:06:02,641 and pretend that everything they are normal. Is this normal? 59 00:06:02,933 --> 00:06:05,391 Would you say no to Spider-Man? Huh? 60 00:06:06,308 --> 00:06:09,600 And yes, you can tell that it is childish and silly, 61 00:06:09,725 --> 00:06:12,683 but that's life. We are not all children 62 00:06:12,808 --> 00:06:14,766 pretending to be adults? 63 00:06:15,225 --> 00:06:20,433 Okay, yes, I saw some spicy photos and videos. 64 00:06:20,558 --> 00:06:22,641 You don't? 65 00:06:23,891 --> 00:06:25,850 Delete history! Click. 66 00:06:26,933 --> 00:06:27,933 They are swollen. 67 00:06:28,391 --> 00:06:31,683 But yes, there is the tradition of birthdays, where I sit 68 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:34,725 and I watch my favorite movie: the "Highlander". 69 00:06:34,975 --> 00:06:38,266 Why? Why "Highlander" it's the best movie! 70 00:06:38,391 --> 00:06:41,808 It has Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery and amazing Queen songs. 71 00:06:41,933 --> 00:06:46,558 All together make up a wonderful accord of the glorious '80s. 72 00:06:46,683 --> 00:06:50,016 Simply unbeatable! I like it and the series with Adrian Paul, 73 00:06:50,141 --> 00:06:53,600 of course. But "in the end 74 00:06:55,225 --> 00:06:57,350 only one remains." 75 00:06:59,475 --> 00:07:02,016 - Oh, hi, Joe. - Jacques, cigarettes! 76 00:07:06,516 --> 00:07:09,933 This, folks, is Joe Goldsmith. My best friend since I was eight. 77 00:07:10,641 --> 00:07:14,558 And... who... who is he 78 00:07:14,683 --> 00:07:18,100 - Ah, this is Yako. - Complete. Hello, friend. 79 00:07:18,225 --> 00:07:20,558 Hey, what's he saying, bro? 80 00:07:21,391 --> 00:07:24,516 Uh... nothing. 81 00:07:26,183 --> 00:07:29,933 Yes, I understand. I'm a cool guy. 82 00:07:32,725 --> 00:07:35,850 Well, uh... come on in, probably. 83 00:07:38,475 --> 00:07:40,933 Tell me, where did you catch him? 84 00:07:41,058 --> 00:07:44,100 - He was lost in the forest. - Lost, really? 85 00:07:44,225 --> 00:07:45,225 Yes. 86 00:07:45,891 --> 00:07:49,350 Yes, I am very bad orientation. 87 00:07:49,641 --> 00:07:53,475 - Help! Aid! - Are you going to cry now? 88 00:07:53,850 --> 00:07:55,266 Come on, let's go. 89 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:59,433 And... and, uh... do you go to school here or...? 90 00:07:59,558 --> 00:08:02,475 Yes. I want to be a pilot. 91 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,308 - Oh, pilot. That's nice. - Very cool. 92 00:08:05,433 --> 00:08:08,850 I know that. The other option is a survival instructor. 93 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:14,600 Huh, Yako? You take... you take medicine 94 00:08:14,766 --> 00:08:17,016 about your orientation problem? 95 00:08:18,183 --> 00:08:22,016 - Funny you ask... - What?! Where did you get these, huh? 96 00:08:22,141 --> 00:08:24,475 I have a lot of space on pockets of my jacket. 97 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:28,516 We're going to party tonight as if there is no tomorrow. 98 00:08:30,725 --> 00:08:32,808 Well, now I have friends. 99 00:09:03,558 --> 00:09:06,058 Guys, wait! I forgot my pills. 100 00:09:06,433 --> 00:09:08,433 - What? - Joe, beer has gluten, 101 00:09:08,558 --> 00:09:11,850 - I'm getting a headache! You know it! - Oh, yes. 102 00:09:16,516 --> 00:09:18,350 Guys, here it is! 103 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:22,391 Yes! DJ, set it on fire! 104 00:09:30,141 --> 00:09:31,558 Damn, yes! 105 00:09:31,683 --> 00:09:33,100 Oh, Joe's mom is a goddess. 106 00:09:35,558 --> 00:09:37,808 - What the hell are you looking at? - What? 107 00:09:38,391 --> 00:09:40,683 Don't you see it? I have a bigger tool. 108 00:09:41,183 --> 00:09:43,975 I will fix you if you get in my way 109 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:46,641 I will level you. You will never be the same again. 110 00:09:46,766 --> 00:09:47,850 What are you talking about? 111 00:09:48,266 --> 00:09:50,850 You heard me, bitch. What are you talking about? 112 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:53,558 It's my birthday. What are you talking about? 113 00:09:53,725 --> 00:09:55,891 You heard me, bitch. What are you talking about? 114 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:58,600 I want vanilla with truffle, bitch. 115 00:09:58,808 --> 00:10:02,683 Tell them, Zac. These idiots. 116 00:10:03,766 --> 00:10:06,266 This time they will shoot you, morons. 117 00:10:06,641 --> 00:10:09,141 - All the haters and... - Fuck off! 118 00:10:09,266 --> 00:10:12,100 Sorry, Mrs. P.! She is very good. 119 00:10:12,225 --> 00:10:14,641 Let's turn it down a little. 120 00:10:14,766 --> 00:10:17,766 Last shot! Don't be such a freak! 121 00:10:17,891 --> 00:10:20,641 No, no. We have drinks and beers in the fridge. 122 00:10:20,766 --> 00:10:23,475 Yes, yes. So have a drink and sit down. 123 00:10:23,558 --> 00:10:26,308 Otherwise we'll kick you your fucking ass. 124 00:10:26,433 --> 00:10:28,683 Boom! Yes. 125 00:10:28,933 --> 00:10:31,350 You heard us. We are older than you. 126 00:10:31,558 --> 00:10:35,225 What are these anachronists and sexist lyrics? 127 00:10:35,516 --> 00:10:37,391 That sounds so aggressive, man. 128 00:10:37,558 --> 00:10:40,183 We have drinks and beers in the fridge. 129 00:10:40,391 --> 00:10:42,391 So have a drink and sit down. 130 00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:45,516 Otherwise we'll kick you your fucking ass! 131 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:50,475 Bitches! 132 00:10:51,683 --> 00:10:54,725 What the hell... Where is everyone? 133 00:10:55,683 --> 00:10:59,141 I think... I think that they all went from here. 134 00:10:59,308 --> 00:11:02,183 We just came from here, Yako. 135 00:11:02,808 --> 00:11:06,016 Drink, drink, drink! 136 00:11:06,141 --> 00:11:09,433 Unbelievable! Perfect 137 00:11:10,516 --> 00:11:11,516 Yes! 138 00:11:13,350 --> 00:11:18,183 Hello! what are you doing This is Wild Pete. 139 00:11:18,308 --> 00:11:21,183 I hope you're having a good time a perfect day 140 00:11:21,308 --> 00:11:23,766 here at the Vuokatti ski resort. 141 00:11:25,433 --> 00:11:29,641 Vuokatin Aateli: Enjoyment, life and love. 142 00:11:29,850 --> 00:11:31,766 Beaten, not stirred. 143 00:11:32,475 --> 00:11:33,975 Let's go party! 144 00:11:34,266 --> 00:11:35,975 WITH LUXURIOUS BREAKFAST LUXURY ROOMS 145 00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:39,933 Today is a special day, even more special than yesterday. 146 00:11:40,058 --> 00:11:42,850 Soon the monsters will rule, 147 00:11:42,975 --> 00:11:47,225 because today is the annual Monster Fest! Yes! 148 00:11:47,350 --> 00:11:50,766 And to top it all off, a great guest of honor, 149 00:11:50,891 --> 00:11:54,391 a Hollywood superstar! Yes! 150 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,808 WHO IS THIS MAN? And most importantly: 151 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,891 The possibility exists 152 00:11:59,016 --> 00:12:02,266 to consume alcoholic beverages! 153 00:12:02,558 --> 00:12:04,475 Don't miss this opportunity! 154 00:12:10,016 --> 00:12:13,558 - Damn it! - This was an awesome presentation. 155 00:12:13,683 --> 00:12:15,225 - I totally agree! - I got burned. 156 00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:16,558 Me too. 157 00:12:16,766 --> 00:12:20,016 Really now? Do you want to go there? 158 00:12:20,308 --> 00:12:22,725 How about "Kalsarikanit"? 159 00:12:22,850 --> 00:12:25,225 We could go in the forest with beers. 160 00:12:21,933 --> 00:12:24,766 {\an8}KALSARIKÄNNIT, NOUN: "DRINKING IN YOUR UNDERWEAR". 161 00:12:24,891 --> 00:12:27,183 A FORM OF DRINK CULTURE, {\an8}WHERE SOMEONE DRINKS AT HOME 162 00:12:27,308 --> 00:12:30,766 {\an8}WITH LIGHT CLOTHES, WITH NO INTENT TO GO OUT. 163 00:12:27,350 --> 00:12:29,808 I happen to have with me toilet paper. 164 00:12:30,475 --> 00:12:31,975 If anyone needs it. 165 00:12:32,516 --> 00:12:33,641 That is, you. 166 00:12:34,683 --> 00:12:35,850 This is a book. 167 00:12:38,641 --> 00:12:42,016 However, it seems to be possible coronavirus themed party. 168 00:12:42,141 --> 00:12:45,600 And this looks like party with sexy nuns. 169 00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:50,058 And, uh... Oops, an '80s party! 170 00:12:50,183 --> 00:12:55,058 This looks awesome! Let's go there... Guys? Are you listening? 171 00:12:55,641 --> 00:12:57,808 Party with sexy nuns. Dot. 172 00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:01,683 Who is the superstar? of Hollywood on the jury? 173 00:13:01,850 --> 00:13:04,933 - Maybe Christopher Lambert. - Yes, in my dreams. 174 00:13:22,183 --> 00:13:24,391 We are very honored to have you the famous judge 175 00:13:24,516 --> 00:13:27,350 in this year's model competition of Monster Fest, Mr. Lambert. 176 00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:28,516 Thanks. 177 00:13:33,141 --> 00:13:34,183 Yes... 178 00:13:36,266 --> 00:13:37,475 It looks great. 179 00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:14,016 Hi; 180 00:14:15,933 --> 00:14:17,516 Is anyone here? 181 00:14:31,808 --> 00:14:34,641 Gender? Very funny. 182 00:15:24,850 --> 00:15:29,808 Hello! what are you doing This is Wild Pete talking to you, 183 00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:33,350 in the Vuokatti ski resort! 184 00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,058 Hi! 185 00:15:37,433 --> 00:15:40,433 - Man, we're in! Hello... - You're welcome bro. 186 00:15:41,266 --> 00:15:42,891 This is awesome! 187 00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:49,350 - What the hell? - Man, sorry about that. 188 00:15:49,558 --> 00:15:53,766 - Shit... Shit. - What's wrong with you, nerd? 189 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:58,983 Nothing. I just... I spilled your beer, that's the problem sir... 190 00:15:59,116 --> 00:16:01,600 Then you better take it from me a new one. 191 00:16:01,725 --> 00:16:03,725 - Smash him, Biff! - Please, no. 192 00:16:03,850 --> 00:16:05,891 Wait. Biff? 193 00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:10,183 - What? - Nothing. Your name is simply Biff. 194 00:16:10,516 --> 00:16:13,433 - I love movies. - What are you talking about, huh? 195 00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:15,516 For Biff, you know... 196 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,100 - Biff? - I'm not talking nerdy. 197 00:16:18,350 --> 00:16:20,558 Come on, relax. 198 00:16:20,808 --> 00:16:24,058 - What are you? Houdini? - Here, take it. Relax. 199 00:16:25,141 --> 00:16:27,516 Do yourself a favor and disappear. 200 00:16:27,891 --> 00:16:30,391 - I knew he knows! - What are you saying? 201 00:16:30,516 --> 00:16:34,725 No, nothing, man. Listen, we're fine. Correctly; 202 00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:52,933 Hey, let's party, guys! 203 00:16:54,558 --> 00:16:55,766 Wendy, I can fly! 204 00:17:27,308 --> 00:17:31,225 Hello! what are you doing 205 00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:36,475 ladies and gentlemen, 206 00:17:36,558 --> 00:17:40,558 are you ready You are ready to have fun? 207 00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:42,650 Yes! 208 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,370 Today will be a special day. 209 00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:48,660 A day to remember for the rest of your life. 210 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,450 Which will be great. I'm sure. 211 00:17:51,391 --> 00:17:55,475 Wait, before we continue. Half. The time has come. 212 00:17:55,558 --> 00:17:57,933 It is the most important moment of the day. 213 00:17:58,058 --> 00:18:02,766 It's time to consume an alcoholic drink. 214 00:18:06,475 --> 00:18:10,600 Instructions: First you smell it and you look at it. 215 00:18:10,725 --> 00:18:13,183 Then you put it in your mouth and you taste it. 216 00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:17,016 You feel the anticipation for the wonderful things 217 00:18:17,141 --> 00:18:19,058 that are going to happen. 218 00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:23,183 It will crawl from your stomach in your brain and it will whisper to you. 219 00:18:23,308 --> 00:18:26,641 Will keep you posted when is it time for the next round! 220 00:18:26,766 --> 00:18:29,558 Yes! 221 00:18:32,808 --> 00:18:36,100 monsterfest, welcome to the House of Eli! 222 00:19:16,808 --> 00:19:19,225 Man, so many ski bunnies! 223 00:19:19,683 --> 00:19:20,933 Panettaa. 224 00:19:22,766 --> 00:19:25,391 Yes! What? 225 00:19:25,808 --> 00:19:28,933 Panetta, okay? Panettaa. 226 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:33,141 {\an8}PANETTAA, VERB: MEANS "TO CALL." 227 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:33,141 Panettaa... I don't know what it means, but i like it. 228 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,975 Ok. 229 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:06,558 - Hello, Uncle John. What news? - Hello, happy birthday, Zakako! 230 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,975 - Thank you. - How are you? How is Finland? 231 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:12,641 Good, yes. Huh, Finland? She is gorgeous. 232 00:21:12,766 --> 00:21:16,266 I'm in my room, I rest and wait 233 00:21:16,391 --> 00:21:20,558 - have my parents come. - What noise is that? Are you partying? 234 00:21:20,725 --> 00:21:24,808 What? No! No, no party at all. I'm only 17. 235 00:21:25,683 --> 00:21:27,225 - "Only 17"? - Yes. 236 00:21:27,350 --> 00:21:30,725 At your age, I was masturbated and I was jumping like a rabbit. 237 00:21:30,850 --> 00:21:35,350 What? This... this is weird. Someone's in! 238 00:21:35,516 --> 00:21:39,975 - Uncle John, I have to hang up. - Why? To spend some time alone? 239 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:43,725 There's someone inside! Nothing like that. 240 00:21:44,058 --> 00:21:47,975 Listen, I understand you. In age I did it to you all the time. 241 00:21:48,225 --> 00:21:50,475 Dot! Now I can't get it out this image from my mind. 242 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:55,100 - Thank you very much, perfect. - What do you say, Zach? 243 00:21:55,266 --> 00:21:58,141 - It's very noisy. - Yes, yes... I think... 244 00:21:58,266 --> 00:22:00,891 ...that the postman came. I have to hang up. 245 00:22:01,016 --> 00:22:04,766 Thanks for taking. Tell aunt Elizabeth, I love her too, okay? 246 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,308 - Make him understand, Zach! - Okay. 247 00:22:07,433 --> 00:22:10,558 - You are young once. - Yeah, right. You are right... 248 00:22:10,683 --> 00:22:12,725 ok i love you hello 249 00:22:13,683 --> 00:22:16,766 Oh my god. Hey! There's someone inside! 250 00:22:17,766 --> 00:22:18,933 Here, uh... 251 00:22:22,766 --> 00:22:23,975 "Chicane". 252 00:22:25,558 --> 00:22:29,308 are you ok WHERE ARE YOU? MAN, ARE YOU LISTENING? 253 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:34,308 "I'm in the chemical toilet. where are you I'll be right back." 254 00:22:34,433 --> 00:22:37,141 Hey! Aid! 255 00:22:39,183 --> 00:22:41,558 STAY THERE! DO NOT GO OUT! 256 00:22:41,933 --> 00:22:43,016 "What;" 257 00:22:45,725 --> 00:22:48,350 THEY ARE LIKE "GREMLINS"! THESE THINGS KILL PEOPLE! 258 00:22:48,475 --> 00:22:51,183 HIDING WITH YAKO DOWN BY THE DJ. 259 00:22:51,308 --> 00:22:53,558 "What? What are you talking about?" 260 00:22:57,808 --> 00:23:01,850 M.E.I.N.E. 261 00:23:05,475 --> 00:23:07,975 ok... 262 00:23:14,016 --> 00:23:15,933 Where... where did everyone go? 263 00:23:19,558 --> 00:23:20,558 Joe? 264 00:23:27,683 --> 00:23:29,891 Shit! Run! Run! 265 00:23:30,016 --> 00:23:31,725 Run! 266 00:23:31,891 --> 00:23:33,391 Run, run! 267 00:23:33,933 --> 00:23:35,475 Run, run! 268 00:23:36,183 --> 00:23:37,683 What... What the hell?! 269 00:23:41,225 --> 00:23:43,100 Run, Yako, run! 270 00:23:51,433 --> 00:23:53,600 Perkle! 271 00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:55,766 Wait, the snowmobile! 272 00:23:56,725 --> 00:23:59,766 Come on up! We fucked her badly. 273 00:24:00,766 --> 00:24:01,933 My God! 274 00:24:04,433 --> 00:24:06,891 - What's going on here? - It's like the Muppets went crazy. 275 00:24:07,016 --> 00:24:09,558 - I love the Muppets! - Me too. 276 00:24:09,683 --> 00:24:12,058 Guys, run away! How does he go about it? 277 00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:15,808 Yes! Yes! Come! Quick, quick! 278 00:24:20,475 --> 00:24:23,350 - Guys, where should I go? - Yako? 279 00:24:23,516 --> 00:24:25,808 There is a large warehouse near here 280 00:24:25,933 --> 00:24:27,100 Okay, here we go! 281 00:24:37,391 --> 00:24:39,308 - What are you doing there? - Just checking something. 282 00:24:39,433 --> 00:24:41,891 He wants to see who he is the superstar. 283 00:24:42,016 --> 00:24:45,058 - Drive, drive, drive! - Maybe it's Kevin Costner! 284 00:24:45,183 --> 00:24:47,225 Damn, you should have jumped, Larry. 285 00:24:47,350 --> 00:24:48,891 That's what I did, motherfucker! 286 00:24:49,016 --> 00:24:51,975 - You are completely useless. - Come on, fuck it! 287 00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:55,308 They are coming! I was driving! 288 00:24:56,350 --> 00:24:59,350 You have served me faithfully. Do you want to mess with me? 289 00:24:59,475 --> 00:25:01,433 - What's going on back there? - Yako! 290 00:25:06,725 --> 00:25:09,975 - Oh, fuck you! - Try freezing again, 291 00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:11,683 you morons! 292 00:25:13,225 --> 00:25:16,016 - I feel life! - I don't know where we're going! 293 00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:17,600 - In the warehouse! - What? 294 00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:20,683 - Yako, you were right! - I told you so! 295 00:25:26,975 --> 00:25:28,766 Hey... Stop! 296 00:25:28,891 --> 00:25:30,516 - What? Why? - We lost Yakos! 297 00:25:30,641 --> 00:25:32,558 - What? - We lost Yakos! 298 00:25:33,641 --> 00:25:35,058 - Go back! - What? 299 00:25:35,183 --> 00:25:36,100 Come back! 300 00:25:39,016 --> 00:25:40,725 Say hello to my little blade! 301 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,016 - Dude! - Yako! 302 00:25:47,141 --> 00:25:49,308 Shit... Yako! 303 00:25:49,975 --> 00:25:52,100 Yak, man! Man, wake up! 304 00:25:52,516 --> 00:25:56,716 - Is that what I think? - Yes. Do you feel it? 305 00:26:00,975 --> 00:26:04,558 - Shit, they're coming! - The book saved me. 306 00:26:04,725 --> 00:26:07,641 I'll catch you guys. 307 00:26:07,891 --> 00:26:10,683 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Yes! 308 00:26:10,933 --> 00:26:14,183 - We won't make it! - We'll make it! Don't give up... 309 00:26:14,308 --> 00:26:17,933 - ...Mr Finland! - Mr. Finland? Do you find me attractive? 310 00:26:18,058 --> 00:26:20,266 - What? No! - So I'm ugly? 311 00:26:20,391 --> 00:26:24,183 What are you talking about, you fucker? We won't make it! Hold on! 312 00:26:24,308 --> 00:26:28,600 - Yes, Yako. Shisoo! - Exactly! "Sisou perkele"! 313 00:26:28,725 --> 00:26:30,308 Yes! 314 00:26:30,433 --> 00:26:35,516 What's up with the fucking fog? We're not acting in a John Carpenter movie! 315 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,641 - Hey, what are you doing? - Someone survived. 316 00:26:47,475 --> 00:26:48,725 Oh, okay. 317 00:26:51,225 --> 00:26:53,933 Come on guys. We're wasting time. 318 00:26:56,558 --> 00:26:58,758 - Come on, quick! Let's go! Let's go! - What? Oh, yes! 319 00:27:01,266 --> 00:27:06,808 MAKING STOCKS WELCOME 320 00:27:14,683 --> 00:27:17,266 Locked up. It should be in already. 321 00:27:17,391 --> 00:27:19,766 - Hey! Open it! - Thanks for saving me, 322 00:27:19,891 --> 00:27:21,100 beautiful foreigner 323 00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:23,850 - Nothing. - My name is Joe. 324 00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:26,308 - Natalia. - Has anyone ever told you... 325 00:27:26,433 --> 00:27:28,475 - Hey, wait. Joe? - What? 326 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,433 - What the hell are you doing, huh? - What do you mean? 327 00:27:31,266 --> 00:27:32,683 I saw her first. 328 00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:35,283 - What? Come on, man. - Hey, don't call me "come on, man." 329 00:27:35,475 --> 00:27:37,516 We have to enter from somewhere else. 330 00:27:38,475 --> 00:27:40,891 He is like a dark angel. 331 00:27:41,016 --> 00:27:44,433 Joe, look at me. I really like it, okay? 332 00:27:44,558 --> 00:27:48,183 - We all like it. - Yes. We all like it. 333 00:27:48,350 --> 00:27:52,391 No, man! You won't get her! Ok. Listen. Joe, I... 334 00:27:53,475 --> 00:27:57,725 I saw her. Her and... her eyes. 335 00:27:57,933 --> 00:28:00,683 I understand you. But the sea has other fish. 336 00:28:00,808 --> 00:28:04,266 - Not this fish nonsense. - Do you prefer crabs, idiot? 337 00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:05,600 - You are an idiot! - No, you! 338 00:28:05,725 --> 00:28:07,600 - You! - Why are you fighting? 339 00:28:07,725 --> 00:28:10,266 We have to go! We have company. 340 00:28:14,016 --> 00:28:16,308 - Run, go, go, go. - Come on, Yako! 341 00:28:16,433 --> 00:28:17,600 Yako, come on! 342 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,641 All doors are locked. We have to enter from somewhere else. 343 00:28:26,950 --> 00:28:28,370 Hey, why don't we get the snowmobiles? 344 00:28:28,450 --> 00:28:29,290 They will catch us. 345 00:28:29,370 --> 00:28:31,620 The safest thing is to enter inside and let's dance. 346 00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:33,500 Yes, Joe! 347 00:28:36,475 --> 00:28:38,100 - Knock it off, man! - Stop! 348 00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:42,058 Half. Yako? How, uh...? 349 00:28:42,766 --> 00:28:46,516 - Easy. I have the keys. - Do you have the keys? 350 00:28:46,641 --> 00:28:48,475 Why didn't you say so, idiot? 351 00:28:50,891 --> 00:28:53,058 - Do you work here? - Yes, in a way. 352 00:28:53,183 --> 00:28:56,350 - "Somehow..." What do you mean? - It's... complicated. Ok; 353 00:29:09,891 --> 00:29:13,641 - Oh, they're beautiful. - We have to get ready. 354 00:29:14,725 --> 00:29:16,641 - For what? - For battle. 355 00:29:16,766 --> 00:29:21,141 - Shouldn't we call the police? - I already did, as did many others. 356 00:29:26,558 --> 00:29:32,475 - Sexy, sexy Christmas - Christmas... 357 00:29:32,558 --> 00:29:36,725 358 00:29:38,391 --> 00:29:42,433 I love this song. I had sex with it for the first time. 359 00:29:42,558 --> 00:29:45,308 Me too. With your wife. 360 00:29:49,475 --> 00:29:52,683 - What did the center say? - I don't know. Some bullshit 361 00:29:52,808 --> 00:29:56,641 for small Crips that attack to people at Monster Fest. 362 00:30:01,350 --> 00:30:02,391 Be careful! 363 00:30:05,391 --> 00:30:07,016 What the hell?! 364 00:30:09,225 --> 00:30:10,516 Do you need reinforcements? 365 00:30:13,350 --> 00:30:15,266 You are hilarious. 366 00:30:18,641 --> 00:30:19,850 Be careful! 367 00:30:28,391 --> 00:30:32,433 They came out of the meat factory Saarioinen; I don't know what... 368 00:30:41,683 --> 00:30:44,766 Like a pumpkin jumped a snowman, 369 00:30:44,891 --> 00:30:47,600 And he was looking down on them and a Gremlin. Horror. 370 00:30:47,725 --> 00:30:50,433 The end is near, motherfucker. 371 00:31:08,058 --> 00:31:10,683 Mm, delicious. I love appetizers. 372 00:31:15,266 --> 00:31:16,725 Oh, I love this guy! 373 00:31:19,516 --> 00:31:23,558 Here Wild Pete, all ye that come, better not come! 374 00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:28,016 Or come if you have drinks, fine. But then you have to leave. 375 00:31:28,141 --> 00:31:30,266 They are dangerous. Better not come! 376 00:31:31,016 --> 00:31:35,475 I need to calm my nerves and to definitely drink something. 377 00:31:38,725 --> 00:31:40,016 Tommy. 378 00:31:42,058 --> 00:31:43,391 Tommy! 379 00:31:50,016 --> 00:31:51,641 Do you want to give me a hand? 380 00:31:59,558 --> 00:32:02,891 Let's make a snowman! 381 00:32:04,975 --> 00:32:06,725 What's going on here? 382 00:32:07,225 --> 00:32:11,141 Horrible things happen in the Vuokatti ski resort. 383 00:32:11,266 --> 00:32:15,975 Some tiny creatures invaded and they destroy everything. 384 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:19,475 And they kill people. And... I managed to escape 385 00:32:19,558 --> 00:32:22,183 but i'm stuck here in the studio for hours 386 00:32:22,308 --> 00:32:25,933 and I have them left alarmingly few drinks. 387 00:32:26,058 --> 00:32:28,308 The weather tomorrow will be good 388 00:32:28,433 --> 00:32:32,183 and the tracks well prepared. But don't come! 389 00:32:52,641 --> 00:32:54,016 Yes, thank you. 390 00:32:55,308 --> 00:32:57,350 Yako? Where is your gear? 391 00:33:01,391 --> 00:33:03,558 Damn it. 392 00:33:03,683 --> 00:33:05,975 Not bad at all... 393 00:33:08,225 --> 00:33:11,475 - What do we do now, boss? - Our mission. 394 00:33:11,558 --> 00:33:13,641 - Do we have an assignment? - Yes. 395 00:33:15,516 --> 00:33:17,766 Let's kill them all. 396 00:33:17,891 --> 00:33:19,766 Do you want to sit at the feet of the Saint? 397 00:33:24,016 --> 00:33:26,475 I will win. No, no. 398 00:33:35,141 --> 00:33:37,725 - Very hot. - Biff? 399 00:33:38,225 --> 00:33:41,766 - What the hell are you doing here? - We're just trying to save ourselves. 400 00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:44,433 I didn't talk to you, nerd. 401 00:33:45,266 --> 00:33:47,766 - I spoke to my brother. - Yes... 402 00:33:47,891 --> 00:33:50,891 - To your brother? - He's my half-brother. 403 00:33:52,350 --> 00:33:55,808 Shut up, nerd! I told you never to come here! 404 00:33:56,391 --> 00:34:01,350 - Leave him alone! - Hello. 405 00:34:01,516 --> 00:34:03,766 You are that bitch from the rock band. 406 00:34:04,516 --> 00:34:06,266 Want to have some fun? 407 00:34:07,516 --> 00:34:10,391 - There's always room for a trio. - You're being a complete moron! 408 00:34:10,516 --> 00:34:11,683 Shut up! 409 00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:21,391 Bitch! 410 00:34:22,308 --> 00:34:25,558 - Dare, gamioli! - You have a big tongue, nerd. 411 00:34:28,058 --> 00:34:29,808 - Lost! - Come on, man... 412 00:34:30,933 --> 00:34:32,308 Let me in! 413 00:34:34,433 --> 00:34:35,725 Dammit, let me in! 414 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:39,600 Yako, talk to me. Who is he? 415 00:34:39,725 --> 00:34:44,266 A drunk in a Santa Claus outfit. I think he wants in. 416 00:34:44,391 --> 00:34:47,058 - And the Crips? - I don't see them. What should I do? 417 00:34:47,183 --> 00:34:48,475 - Put him in! - No. 418 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,391 We'll get him in now. 419 00:34:51,683 --> 00:34:55,391 The shop belongs to my father, so I'm in command. 420 00:34:56,475 --> 00:34:57,391 Good night. 421 00:35:07,975 --> 00:35:09,058 Put him in! 422 00:35:16,641 --> 00:35:17,933 Hey, watch out! 423 00:35:19,266 --> 00:35:20,350 are they ok 424 00:35:25,350 --> 00:35:27,391 - This is strange - Yes. 425 00:35:29,266 --> 00:35:31,141 Shit, The Crips! The Crips! 426 00:35:57,308 --> 00:35:59,225 I'm doing it from here! 427 00:36:05,225 --> 00:36:07,641 - Flip flops, you morons! - Biff! 428 00:36:08,558 --> 00:36:10,933 Hey, Biff! Wait! 429 00:36:13,891 --> 00:36:15,183 are you ok 430 00:36:23,975 --> 00:36:26,433 "Fuck you, motherfucker!" 431 00:36:27,558 --> 00:36:28,816 "Too Tough to Die". 432 00:36:39,766 --> 00:36:40,975 Let's go! Let's go! 433 00:36:53,183 --> 00:36:54,475 Did you see this? 434 00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:07,808 Psofa! 435 00:37:11,100 --> 00:37:12,558 Come on, let's go! 436 00:37:12,766 --> 00:37:14,808 IF YOU TOUCH IT, I WILL KILL YOU! 437 00:37:28,475 --> 00:37:30,100 Come on, guys, let's go! 438 00:37:30,433 --> 00:37:32,641 Let's go, let's go! Come on. 439 00:37:42,516 --> 00:37:46,016 - Oh, shit. Shit. - Don't you have it on silent? 440 00:37:46,141 --> 00:37:48,141 - It's my birthday today. - Really? 441 00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:50,016 Yes, I'm turning 20. 442 00:37:53,475 --> 00:37:55,933 Nice. Nice. I'm turning 17. 443 00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:58,308 Again, the silence it would be better. 444 00:37:59,808 --> 00:38:03,558 Make your daddy proud, little albino. 445 00:38:09,891 --> 00:38:13,058 Come on guys, attack! 446 00:38:23,808 --> 00:38:24,975 Back! 447 00:38:47,891 --> 00:38:49,141 It was incredible! 448 00:38:52,850 --> 00:38:54,266 What the hell?! 449 00:38:55,808 --> 00:38:57,641 Hello! 450 00:38:58,766 --> 00:39:01,516 Forgive me for her uninvited entry, 451 00:39:01,641 --> 00:39:05,600 but it appeared that you were needed help. So, I came. 452 00:39:05,850 --> 00:39:08,600 "We needed help" and popsicles! 453 00:39:08,725 --> 00:39:12,058 - Thank you. - Yes. Thank you very much... 454 00:39:12,558 --> 00:39:15,725 - ...charming stranger. - What can I say? 455 00:39:15,850 --> 00:39:18,790 I happened to be in the neighborhood. 456 00:39:18,950 --> 00:39:20,560 "He just happened to be in the neighborhood," and papayas! 457 00:39:20,658 --> 00:39:21,950 Hey, how did you get in? 458 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,141 From the back door. It's open. I went straight in. 459 00:39:24,308 --> 00:39:26,683 - "He went straight in..." - Joe. I caught it. 460 00:39:26,808 --> 00:39:28,558 - Sorry. - You are... 461 00:39:29,516 --> 00:39:32,183 Looks like the party will light up. 462 00:39:33,058 --> 00:39:34,350 Very soon. 463 00:39:35,308 --> 00:39:37,975 Time out! Do you know something? Thanks for stopping by, 464 00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:40,558 but we had it under control. So thank you... 465 00:39:40,683 --> 00:39:44,433 Hey, kid. I don't want to put it this way, but... 466 00:39:44,725 --> 00:39:48,058 i am the only hope that you have left. What do you say, chief? 467 00:39:48,391 --> 00:39:49,558 can i stay 468 00:39:50,141 --> 00:39:53,433 Hey, chief. I'm 17, dammit. 469 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,016 I'm happy for you, kid. Nice age. 470 00:40:04,183 --> 00:40:05,266 Yes! 471 00:40:06,683 --> 00:40:10,558 - You have some plastic there. - Yes? 472 00:40:10,933 --> 00:40:14,141 - You don't want to choke on it. - Bro, it has gluten. 473 00:40:14,308 --> 00:40:17,391 Wait, does it have gluten? Shit! 474 00:40:18,141 --> 00:40:21,725 - No, no, no... - Okay. All right, Yako. 475 00:40:23,850 --> 00:40:28,100 Ladies, don't worry. I will watch out for you. 476 00:40:34,891 --> 00:40:36,475 It looks bad. 477 00:40:42,433 --> 00:40:43,558 - Jacques. - What? What? 478 00:40:43,683 --> 00:40:45,933 - Is the guy okay? - Yes, yes, for sure. 479 00:40:46,058 --> 00:40:49,641 - Yako, can we go somewhere? - There, there is a bar. 480 00:40:49,766 --> 00:40:51,641 - Okay, okay. - Up... in the mountains. 481 00:40:51,766 --> 00:40:53,600 Okay, great. Drive us, okay? 482 00:40:55,266 --> 00:40:58,808 To drive... Like a boss? 483 00:40:59,933 --> 00:41:03,266 Yako, you look upset. Can I help? 484 00:41:03,725 --> 00:41:06,100 Guys, I have an idea! 485 00:41:13,683 --> 00:41:15,808 Wow, like a boss. 486 00:41:15,933 --> 00:41:19,141 Actually, you're not the boss, Yako. 487 00:41:19,266 --> 00:41:22,975 - Yes, I am now. - Is he the real one? The real... 488 00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:27,350 For legal reasons, I would not complete this sentence. 489 00:41:28,910 --> 00:41:30,080 Shit! 490 00:41:30,250 --> 00:41:31,750 Enough. 491 00:41:33,516 --> 00:41:35,350 Man, why are you stopping? 492 00:41:36,933 --> 00:41:37,933 What is it? 493 00:41:39,141 --> 00:41:42,391 I waited years to i do this 494 00:41:42,891 --> 00:41:44,516 - Do what? - Yako... 495 00:41:44,641 --> 00:41:48,391 ...we have discussed this with the psychiatrist, right? 496 00:41:48,850 --> 00:41:50,308 Yako, what are you going to do? 497 00:41:57,266 --> 00:41:59,225 Hasta la vista, morons. 498 00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:00,683 No, no, no...! 499 00:42:00,808 --> 00:42:02,016 Farts! 500 00:42:13,016 --> 00:42:16,975 - Are you happy now, Yako? - Yes, I am. 501 00:42:17,141 --> 00:42:21,933 Fine, then I'll cancel our date next week with dr. Landis. 502 00:42:22,058 --> 00:42:23,266 Yes, okay. 503 00:42:23,725 --> 00:42:26,100 - Did you plan this? - Yes. 504 00:42:26,225 --> 00:42:30,975 - I hated this store. - Yako, you are crazy. 505 00:42:31,641 --> 00:42:35,100 I'll find you, morons. 506 00:42:57,475 --> 00:43:00,308 - What sounds are these? - What? 507 00:43:00,433 --> 00:43:03,725 This is the explosion. 508 00:43:04,141 --> 00:43:05,766 - Go on, Yako. - Yes, yes... 509 00:43:05,891 --> 00:43:09,475 Sounds like someone to have to take it all off. 510 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,308 No, no, okay. Thank you, K.I... 511 00:43:11,433 --> 00:43:16,058 For legal reasons, I would not complete this sentence. 512 00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:22,516 Here it is. The chalet bar. 513 00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:24,975 Have we arrived? Okay, quick! Let's go!... 514 00:43:25,475 --> 00:43:28,600 I wish you a perfect and productive night. Give it your all! 515 00:43:31,620 --> 00:43:33,141 It's coming, it's coming. 516 00:43:33,266 --> 00:43:36,058 - Do you have a key for it? - Yes, yes... 517 00:43:36,183 --> 00:43:38,725 - it belongs to... my stepfather. - Yes? So, yes. 518 00:43:39,100 --> 00:43:41,641 - So no. - Come on, fuck it! 519 00:43:41,850 --> 00:43:43,141 I was kidding. 520 00:43:46,725 --> 00:43:48,850 Yako? Where is the restroom? 521 00:43:48,975 --> 00:43:51,683 - Back. - Back? The volcano is boiling. 522 00:43:55,683 --> 00:43:58,850 Oh, that fucking gluten, dude Wild thing. 523 00:43:59,225 --> 00:44:01,266 Come on, guys, let him go. 524 00:44:01,558 --> 00:44:05,433 - And don't turn on lights. - But... the bar? 525 00:44:06,891 --> 00:44:10,308 - Okay. But only at the bar. - Thank you. 526 00:44:17,891 --> 00:44:19,391 Yeah, hey. 527 00:44:22,891 --> 00:44:26,350 Man, I wonder what Natalia is thinking. She's burning a nail or... 528 00:44:26,475 --> 00:44:28,975 ...you say he likes it and to say: 529 00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:32,600 "I like a man who is not afraid to lose in front of everyone. 530 00:44:32,766 --> 00:44:36,183 He is so masculine and tough, that spills in front of everyone 531 00:44:36,308 --> 00:44:38,808 and fills the room with farts. It's complete." 532 00:44:39,266 --> 00:44:40,475 It's complete. 533 00:44:41,558 --> 00:44:42,558 Right? 534 00:45:06,641 --> 00:45:08,141 "Chicane". 535 00:45:18,641 --> 00:45:21,433 Yako, the house looks like it with christmas tree. 536 00:45:21,558 --> 00:45:24,891 - I only said the bar. - Thank you. 537 00:45:25,183 --> 00:45:26,183 Nice here. 538 00:45:29,566 --> 00:45:30,966 "Cocktail"! 539 00:45:31,266 --> 00:45:32,141 Do you want one? 540 00:45:32,308 --> 00:45:34,350 No, I mean like in the movie with Tom Cruise. 541 00:45:35,308 --> 00:45:39,391 - Mr. Diarrhea, how are you? - I'm fine now. 542 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,933 Guys, I just wanted to say that... I'm so sorry. 543 00:45:44,058 --> 00:45:47,933 It's very embarrassing. It's never happened to me before. 544 00:45:48,725 --> 00:45:51,975 Don't go to the toilet for 35-45 minutes. 545 00:45:52,641 --> 00:45:54,100 - Amen. - Yes. 546 00:45:55,350 --> 00:45:57,433 - Yako, I have to ask you something. - Yes? 547 00:45:57,683 --> 00:46:00,933 - Where did you find the book? - Oh, this... 548 00:46:01,058 --> 00:46:04,433 I found it in the forest. He saved me. 549 00:46:04,558 --> 00:46:08,975 It has some very strange things. Like she has diarrhea... 550 00:46:10,308 --> 00:46:12,058 Diarrhea? 551 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,100 - Do you mind if I keep it? - No, of course. 552 00:46:16,225 --> 00:46:18,433 It helps in emergencies situations. 553 00:46:21,433 --> 00:46:22,891 I'm thirsty 554 00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:25,516 I have an idea. 555 00:46:27,350 --> 00:46:29,891 - Will there be a party here? - Something like that. 556 00:46:30,558 --> 00:46:32,391 Yako? 557 00:46:32,725 --> 00:46:35,558 - What's in this? - Vodka only. 558 00:46:38,808 --> 00:46:41,641 can i say something 559 00:46:42,516 --> 00:46:45,183 I just want... 560 00:46:45,725 --> 00:46:48,683 I don't know you that well. 561 00:46:49,433 --> 00:46:52,058 And the day today was very strange. 562 00:46:52,891 --> 00:46:56,475 Everyone makes fun of me all the time 563 00:46:56,933 --> 00:47:00,183 and they tell me that I am nothing. 564 00:47:00,516 --> 00:47:04,475 But you showed me that life is worth living 565 00:47:04,641 --> 00:47:06,266 and you have to fight for her. 566 00:47:10,225 --> 00:47:11,891 Sissou perkele! 567 00:47:12,683 --> 00:47:14,558 - Shisoo! - Shisoo! 568 00:47:14,683 --> 00:47:17,641 - Cheers, guys. - Yes, to our health. 569 00:47:33,766 --> 00:47:36,016 Very good. 570 00:47:36,308 --> 00:47:37,766 i love you 571 00:47:40,141 --> 00:47:41,850 We love you too, Sloth. 572 00:47:42,391 --> 00:47:44,058 - Well... - "Sloth"? 573 00:47:44,266 --> 00:47:46,433 - Yes. From The Goonies. - Yes. 574 00:47:46,975 --> 00:47:48,391 Can I participate? 575 00:47:48,933 --> 00:47:52,266 Certainly. I don't care. 576 00:47:52,391 --> 00:47:56,433 That "end of the world" vibe makes me want company. 577 00:47:56,850 --> 00:47:57,850 Truth; 578 00:48:00,683 --> 00:48:02,516 You are very brave, you know? 579 00:48:03,808 --> 00:48:07,391 What? I; Hey, get out of here! 580 00:48:07,516 --> 00:48:10,641 - Do you want me to leave? - What? No. No, no... 581 00:48:10,766 --> 00:48:12,558 I... uh... I want... 582 00:48:13,766 --> 00:48:14,766 Okay. 583 00:48:19,308 --> 00:48:23,350 Great... Sorry. Firstly... 584 00:48:23,475 --> 00:48:27,600 thanks for that. And secondly... wait a minute 585 00:48:29,308 --> 00:48:32,141 - What are you doing? - Uh... bon appetit, huh? 586 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:35,641 - Hello. - Hello. 587 00:48:36,766 --> 00:48:37,808 What news? 588 00:48:38,475 --> 00:48:42,141 - Very nice speech. - Thank you. 589 00:48:43,016 --> 00:48:45,266 - Just like you. - Nice? 590 00:48:45,391 --> 00:48:47,391 Yes. Nice. 591 00:48:51,540 --> 00:48:53,458 You are super gorgeous. Super. 592 00:48:53,558 --> 00:48:56,683 - But... Do you want to drink tea first? - Do you want to have sex? 593 00:48:59,183 --> 00:49:00,766 Half a minute... 594 00:49:09,850 --> 00:49:12,016 Definitely. Certainly. 595 00:49:13,266 --> 00:49:16,766 - If we are to die... - I don't want to die a virgin. 596 00:49:17,475 --> 00:49:20,725 - Maybe I can help with that. - Please help me, sister. 597 00:49:21,308 --> 00:49:22,516 Please help me. 598 00:49:23,308 --> 00:49:26,225 - Are you okay? - Yes. Yes. 599 00:49:26,641 --> 00:49:28,558 are you calling your friend? 600 00:49:28,725 --> 00:49:31,766 No. No... I haven't. 601 00:49:31,891 --> 00:49:34,641 I just wanted to talk to my parents. 602 00:49:34,933 --> 00:49:38,475 - Where is it? - It's in New Mexico. 603 00:49:38,808 --> 00:49:43,225 I am from Kiev, from Ukraine. But I moved often as a child, 604 00:49:43,350 --> 00:49:45,058 because of my father's work. 605 00:49:46,516 --> 00:49:50,641 I never felt that i belong somewhere 606 00:49:51,433 --> 00:49:54,600 I've always lived in Oregon. 607 00:49:54,725 --> 00:49:57,350 I can't say I identify. 608 00:49:58,933 --> 00:50:00,891 It's silly to think about, but... 609 00:50:01,850 --> 00:50:05,683 I wish my father didn't had ever taken a job at Chicane. 610 00:50:06,933 --> 00:50:08,058 "Chicane"? 611 00:50:08,641 --> 00:50:13,266 - The research center? - Yes. He is... a scientist. 612 00:50:13,725 --> 00:50:15,558 - I'm getting married. - Yes. 613 00:50:16,266 --> 00:50:19,475 I would just like to I saw him more often. 614 00:50:21,100 --> 00:50:22,725 - Sorry. - It's okay. 615 00:50:24,058 --> 00:50:25,433 So... 616 00:50:28,266 --> 00:50:30,933 - You don't like them? - What... 617 00:50:31,516 --> 00:50:33,933 - Oh, these? - Yes. 618 00:50:34,058 --> 00:50:35,683 No. 619 00:50:37,225 --> 00:50:40,850 Joe. Jacques. K.I.T.T. 620 00:50:41,850 --> 00:50:43,725 No. I mean... No. 621 00:50:45,391 --> 00:50:48,766 It's strange you say that, where do you mention it? 622 00:50:49,016 --> 00:50:50,350 Why, uh... 623 00:50:51,641 --> 00:50:52,766 Basically... 624 00:50:54,475 --> 00:50:58,433 ...I like you. 625 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:01,891 do you like me 626 00:51:03,350 --> 00:51:07,683 Yes. Um, my... I like you very much. 627 00:51:08,183 --> 00:51:11,016 I find you very beautiful... 628 00:51:11,516 --> 00:51:16,100 Okay, I got it. So, for the record: 629 00:51:16,225 --> 00:51:19,183 I don't think you're that bad either. 630 00:51:19,308 --> 00:51:21,850 - Oh, you have a sense of humor. - Yes, I have. 631 00:51:23,141 --> 00:51:25,391 I know the timing he's not perfect 632 00:51:25,725 --> 00:51:30,850 but... i wonder if you would like 633 00:51:30,975 --> 00:51:34,016 dance with me now 634 00:51:37,183 --> 00:51:39,433 Jacques, we have no music. 635 00:51:39,725 --> 00:51:42,266 So... 636 00:51:46,308 --> 00:51:47,641 We can have. 637 00:51:51,250 --> 00:51:53,410 You horny ones, don't you just want to have sex? 638 00:51:53,750 --> 00:51:56,080 Before the end of the world? 639 00:51:56,975 --> 00:51:58,433 I just want to dance. 640 00:52:00,933 --> 00:52:01,891 With you. 641 00:52:07,100 --> 00:52:08,016 Joe! 642 00:52:09,641 --> 00:52:11,725 - Fuck me! - Yes? Ok. 643 00:52:12,558 --> 00:52:14,558 Come on, don't stop. 644 00:52:17,225 --> 00:52:18,308 Oh, Joe! 645 00:52:19,058 --> 00:52:22,183 Wait! Stop! Stop! Half a minute! 646 00:52:22,308 --> 00:52:23,225 - No, no! - What? 647 00:52:23,350 --> 00:52:25,350 Slap me! Slap me! 648 00:52:32,016 --> 00:52:34,641 I need to find the song. 649 00:52:36,433 --> 00:52:38,725 - You might know. - Yes? 650 00:52:42,183 --> 00:52:46,683 - Okay. - Calm down, Don Juan. 651 00:53:04,975 --> 00:53:06,391 You are gorgeous. 652 00:53:38,850 --> 00:53:41,058 Sissou perkele! 653 00:53:45,308 --> 00:53:48,475 What happened to the lights? 654 00:53:49,350 --> 00:53:50,516 You don't want to know. 655 00:53:56,641 --> 00:53:58,016 Happy Birthday. 656 00:54:18,475 --> 00:54:21,433 - It's a mess here, Biff. - Shut up! 657 00:54:21,891 --> 00:54:27,683 you can run but you can't hide. 658 00:54:46,016 --> 00:54:48,016 Not on my shift. 659 00:54:57,975 --> 00:55:00,225 Merry Christmas. 660 00:55:00,933 --> 00:55:02,975 - Do you see the scar? - Where did you get it? 661 00:55:03,225 --> 00:55:04,766 - From a fight. - A fight? 662 00:55:04,891 --> 00:55:07,600 - Yes. With a cat. - True? 663 00:55:07,725 --> 00:55:10,183 Adult. Yes... 664 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:15,725 Well, we got it. You had sex. 665 00:55:16,308 --> 00:55:19,266 - Well, no, we didn't. - How did you come up with that? 666 00:55:20,558 --> 00:55:23,891 What happened to the bulbs? Short circuit? 667 00:55:24,016 --> 00:55:27,600 On the fury, and uh... 668 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,120 Guys, guys, guys! 669 00:55:29,790 --> 00:55:31,540 - I think I got it. - What? 670 00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:33,700 This morning when we left from home... 671 00:55:33,790 --> 00:55:35,308 there was green smoke in the forest. 672 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:41,516 - I don't remember. - Then let me explain. 673 00:55:45,391 --> 00:55:49,558 Ah, what's up, huh? What... What is this? 674 00:55:51,016 --> 00:55:55,808 You don't see, you fools that I have a bigger tool? 675 00:55:57,100 --> 00:56:00,391 IT'S GREEN SMOKE, GUYS! 676 00:56:00,558 --> 00:56:03,516 - Right! Don't you remember? - I still don't remember. 677 00:56:03,683 --> 00:56:06,391 No! I saw that too and when... 678 00:56:07,266 --> 00:56:09,141 What the hell?! 679 00:56:09,558 --> 00:56:11,975 Hey, Cargiole. Where did everyone go? 680 00:56:13,433 --> 00:56:16,100 I'm Joe. Zack's best friend. 681 00:56:16,225 --> 00:56:20,808 - Zach's dick is much bigger. - I love him so much. 682 00:56:21,308 --> 00:56:24,308 I never saw that! Okay, let's move on. Sorry. 683 00:56:24,808 --> 00:56:28,808 - Then Yako said: - I'm not very good at it, 684 00:56:28,933 --> 00:56:32,266 but i think they all went from here. 685 00:56:32,766 --> 00:56:35,600 No, that's not right. Your accent is kind of... 686 00:56:35,725 --> 00:56:39,683 "Yes, I'm Yako..." No, I'll try again. 687 00:56:40,350 --> 00:56:41,891 I'm not the best 688 00:56:42,016 --> 00:56:45,516 but i think everyone went from here. 689 00:56:45,808 --> 00:56:48,183 I keep doing it. 690 00:56:49,225 --> 00:56:51,975 - It looks pretty pathetic. - It's still not right. 691 00:56:52,100 --> 00:56:53,933 - Yeah, that sounds cool. - Cool? 692 00:56:54,058 --> 00:56:56,016 - Yes, yes, it's good. - Nice. 693 00:56:56,141 --> 00:56:57,225 You made it. 694 00:56:57,891 --> 00:56:58,975 Anyway... 695 00:57:00,308 --> 00:57:03,933 What about green smoke? 696 00:57:04,058 --> 00:57:05,391 Wait. 697 00:57:06,183 --> 00:57:07,308 It's coming. 698 00:57:07,725 --> 00:57:11,225 And this looks like party with sexy nuns. 699 00:57:12,225 --> 00:57:15,766 And then there's this shit 80s party! It looks perfect! 700 00:57:15,975 --> 00:57:21,266 Perhaps nothing had happened at all if we had gone there. Where; 701 00:57:23,475 --> 00:57:25,250 What does all this have to do with it? with the Crips? 702 00:57:25,330 --> 00:57:26,200 Children. 703 00:57:26,290 --> 00:57:27,950 Every time we killed one of those Crips... 704 00:57:28,100 --> 00:57:30,766 green blood was being thrown. Correctly; 705 00:57:32,433 --> 00:57:34,058 And their eyes glow green. 706 00:57:35,183 --> 00:57:36,308 Just like... 707 00:57:38,975 --> 00:57:40,350 the smoky Northern Lights. 708 00:57:44,558 --> 00:57:45,850 No; 709 00:57:47,475 --> 00:57:50,391 - In the book Yako found in the forest... - This is my book. 710 00:57:50,516 --> 00:57:52,683 Yes, it's your book. You found it in the woods. 711 00:57:52,808 --> 00:57:55,225 This has the answer for what's going on here. 712 00:57:56,683 --> 00:57:59,100 - You mean the Crips. - Yes, exactly! 713 00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:02,850 They are evil spirits from another dimension. 714 00:58:04,141 --> 00:58:07,225 - Very cool. - Yeah, it's cool, Yako. 715 00:58:07,350 --> 00:58:11,433 And this book is like a diary, with pictures for all of them. Look! 716 00:58:13,250 --> 00:58:15,750 Here is the machine he created the smoke. 717 00:58:17,266 --> 00:58:19,266 And someone designed it. 718 00:58:20,433 --> 00:58:21,558 But why? 719 00:58:23,433 --> 00:58:24,975 I think I have it! 720 00:58:25,891 --> 00:58:29,558 Someone hates ski resorts. 721 00:58:32,558 --> 00:58:34,975 No; Okay, no, forget it. 722 00:58:35,558 --> 00:58:38,391 Well, it looks like it all started in World War II. 723 00:58:38,516 --> 00:58:41,766 But I can't read it, it is in German and Russian. 724 00:58:41,891 --> 00:58:46,266 And then it has Nazi logos and crazy plans and... 725 00:58:48,100 --> 00:58:49,016 and Chicane. 726 00:58:50,558 --> 00:58:53,433 The "Chicane"? My father's Chicane? 727 00:58:53,558 --> 00:58:56,308 Yes. And there is some connection to the Crips. 728 00:58:56,808 --> 00:59:00,141 And I believe, I firmly believe, 729 00:59:00,350 --> 00:59:03,058 that the origin of these madmen, killer snowmen 730 00:59:03,183 --> 00:59:06,891 connected to... this green smoke. 731 00:59:07,100 --> 00:59:09,725 Yes! Green smoke, baby! 732 00:59:10,766 --> 00:59:14,058 No, no, not like grass. No... like... the green... 733 00:59:14,183 --> 00:59:18,016 From the machine, the machine. Not like grass. From the machine. 734 00:59:18,141 --> 00:59:21,350 "Shall we go build a snowman?" 735 00:59:21,725 --> 00:59:22,641 No. 736 00:59:23,475 --> 00:59:25,100 I want to kill him, dammit. 737 00:59:25,975 --> 00:59:28,641 That sounds like a cliche plot 738 00:59:28,766 --> 00:59:32,808 from a second rate horror film. 739 00:59:34,058 --> 00:59:35,100 But... 740 00:59:36,475 --> 00:59:42,016 in this case it could indeed... to be true. 741 00:59:43,391 --> 00:59:44,475 Thanks. 742 00:59:46,808 --> 00:59:48,933 - Do you mind if I do this? - No problem. 743 00:59:49,058 --> 00:59:50,058 OK, then... 744 00:59:51,183 --> 00:59:56,975 - What's going on there? Are we seeing a kiss? - What's going on here? 745 00:59:57,183 --> 00:59:58,675 Stop, Satans! 746 00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:02,450 I think... that this is the "Chalet of Love". 747 01:00:08,391 --> 01:00:11,933 I know where you are. 748 01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:15,808 Shit... 749 01:00:16,850 --> 01:00:19,516 Um... sorry, guys. He's my dad. 750 01:00:23,183 --> 01:00:25,350 - Come to bed. - Okay. I'm coming 751 01:00:26,225 --> 01:00:28,475 Hi, Zac. Probably you are already sleeping 752 01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:30,308 If he knew the truth... 753 01:00:30,433 --> 01:00:32,641 I just wanted to tell you happy birthday 754 01:00:33,933 --> 01:00:37,141 I have a little surprise for you... ok, a big surprise. 755 01:00:37,266 --> 01:00:40,433 I can't wait to see her. Do you know something? 756 01:00:40,558 --> 01:00:43,891 I am very proud of you. And I love you, son. 757 01:00:45,266 --> 01:00:46,725 I love you too, dad. 758 01:00:51,225 --> 01:00:54,391 - Good evening. - It's Christopher Lambert! 759 01:00:54,516 --> 01:00:56,350 And they say... 760 01:00:58,766 --> 01:01:04,058 that Finland is one of them safest countries in the world. 761 01:01:14,433 --> 01:01:18,308 I hope you don't mind. I'll be leaving soon. 762 01:01:18,516 --> 01:01:20,266 No problem. 763 01:01:20,933 --> 01:01:24,600 You are the superstar of Hollywood. 764 01:01:24,725 --> 01:01:27,891 - It's me. Yes. - Um... 765 01:01:29,808 --> 01:01:33,433 - Are you okay? - You... I love you. 766 01:01:36,016 --> 01:01:38,558 You must be Zach. 767 01:01:39,558 --> 01:01:42,433 - Do you know my name? - Of course. 768 01:01:42,641 --> 01:01:46,391 - Your father told me about you. - My father? 769 01:01:46,558 --> 01:01:50,975 Yes. He wanted me to wish you happy birthday 770 01:01:51,683 --> 01:01:55,433 On this really crazy day. 771 01:01:55,558 --> 01:01:58,183 I'm dreaming, right? Dream; 772 01:01:58,308 --> 01:02:01,266 - No... - Always remember: 773 01:02:01,391 --> 01:02:07,558 Just remember... So choose the best one. 774 01:02:07,683 --> 01:02:10,850 Fight for what you think is right. 775 01:02:11,558 --> 01:02:16,100 Be surrounded by friends and people you love 776 01:02:16,225 --> 01:02:18,558 and who care about you. 777 01:02:18,683 --> 01:02:21,266 Follow the passion and your dreams. 778 01:02:22,016 --> 01:02:25,433 And always believe in yourself. 779 01:02:25,933 --> 01:02:27,350 It's crazy. 780 01:02:27,891 --> 01:02:32,891 Go and chase the biggest one gift of all. The life. 781 01:02:33,308 --> 01:02:36,141 Be kind and good, 782 01:02:36,308 --> 01:02:40,641 and see everything with an open heart. 783 01:02:41,266 --> 01:02:45,433 Then I promise you: your dream will come true. 784 01:02:46,100 --> 01:02:47,516 I believe in you. 785 01:03:00,766 --> 01:03:02,766 Stay safe, guys. 786 01:03:05,891 --> 01:03:07,391 I will come again. 787 01:03:08,683 --> 01:03:11,850 Hey man, that was him Christopher Lambert, hey! 788 01:03:13,808 --> 01:03:15,016 It was incredible. 789 01:03:16,850 --> 01:03:17,808 Yes. 790 01:03:18,683 --> 01:03:19,933 Thanks, Dad. 791 01:03:21,475 --> 01:03:24,725 - I know what I have to do. - Me too. 792 01:03:26,808 --> 01:03:28,183 - What is this? - Take one. 793 01:03:28,308 --> 01:03:31,100 - No, it might bother me. - It has no gluten. 794 01:03:31,225 --> 01:03:32,183 - Cookies... - You can eat them. 795 01:03:32,308 --> 01:03:34,433 - Are you sure? - It's Biff's secret. 796 01:03:34,558 --> 01:03:36,683 He has the same problem as you. 797 01:03:37,350 --> 01:03:39,725 Besides, you need energy. 798 01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:41,266 Well. 799 01:03:41,391 --> 01:03:44,683 - Okay. Well, to our health! - To our health! 800 01:03:49,058 --> 01:03:50,141 It's good. 801 01:03:50,766 --> 01:03:52,016 Oh my god. 802 01:03:52,725 --> 01:03:54,725 - It's very good. - Yes. 803 01:03:54,891 --> 01:03:56,683 The taste is strange. 804 01:03:57,433 --> 01:03:59,516 - What is this? - Bananas. 805 01:04:01,725 --> 01:04:03,266 It was very good... 806 01:04:05,850 --> 01:04:09,016 - Wait... - What was in those cookies? 807 01:04:09,141 --> 01:04:13,141 - Like "The Birds". - Like Spielberg movies. 808 01:04:14,141 --> 01:04:17,725 Dude, we're not going kill Kurgan? 809 01:04:17,850 --> 01:04:21,725 The "Kurgan"? Guys, Yako he just mentioned "Highlander". 810 01:04:21,850 --> 01:04:24,475 it's my birthday you must see it. 811 01:04:24,975 --> 01:04:26,683 You will need this. 812 01:04:27,141 --> 01:04:28,391 Damn... 813 01:04:30,225 --> 01:04:33,100 - Thank you, Ramirez. - No problem. 814 01:04:34,975 --> 01:04:38,766 The feeling you feel... It is alertness. 815 01:04:38,891 --> 01:04:42,433 - What's going on here? - They are completely made up. 816 01:04:43,266 --> 01:04:44,725 I feel it. 817 01:04:46,641 --> 01:04:48,266 I can feel it! 818 01:04:48,558 --> 01:04:51,016 - We are one. - Yes. 819 01:04:51,141 --> 01:04:53,391 - We are brothers! - Yes. 820 01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:56,266 Let's finish it! 821 01:04:56,683 --> 01:05:00,891 Maybe I'll stay here and to protect the ladies. 822 01:05:01,766 --> 01:05:03,391 - Yeah, man, cool. - Yes. 823 01:05:04,475 --> 01:05:07,933 Hey Highlanders! Let's go get the jackets. 824 01:05:08,058 --> 01:05:11,016 We have to leave. Your jacket was back there. Come on! 825 01:05:11,141 --> 01:05:13,683 - Where are we going? - Hello, ladies. 826 01:05:13,808 --> 01:05:18,141 - Just follow the cookie. - Take the cookie! 827 01:05:18,850 --> 01:05:20,100 These are cookies. 828 01:05:22,016 --> 01:05:25,975 - Today is my birthday! - Yes, happy birthday, Jacques! 829 01:05:26,100 --> 01:05:27,641 Thanks, Joe! 830 01:05:28,558 --> 01:05:30,891 Shit! Dead animal! 831 01:05:32,225 --> 01:05:35,850 - I had sex! - I met Christopher Lambert! 832 01:05:37,266 --> 01:05:39,766 Children! Plug it in! 833 01:05:40,141 --> 01:05:44,808 - I'm not a virgin anymore! - I'm still a virgin! Yes! 834 01:05:45,725 --> 01:05:47,808 - Dead animal! - Dead animal, yes! 835 01:05:47,933 --> 01:05:50,683 Come on, let me! Stop! 836 01:05:52,016 --> 01:05:53,433 We have arrived! 837 01:05:54,141 --> 01:05:56,766 - Do you remember when we did this? - Which one? 838 01:05:57,100 --> 01:05:59,016 - Let's get down from here. - When? 839 01:05:59,141 --> 01:06:01,266 Damn it. You are here too! 840 01:06:05,850 --> 01:06:07,308 - She is strong. - I like it. 841 01:06:07,433 --> 01:06:10,133 - She is decisive and I love it. - Yeah, man. 842 01:06:13,225 --> 01:06:14,850 First person game? 843 01:06:15,350 --> 01:06:18,725 - First person gameplay. - Yes, bang! 844 01:06:18,850 --> 01:06:20,433 - THE GAME IS LOADING... - Batman... 845 01:06:21,433 --> 01:06:23,475 - MISSION: DESTROY THE CRIPS - Batman! 846 01:06:24,100 --> 01:06:26,308 - You have a baseball bat. - Do you see? 847 01:06:28,391 --> 01:06:29,475 Ok. 848 01:06:31,725 --> 01:06:32,850 Shit! 849 01:06:39,891 --> 01:06:41,141 - Three points! - Are you okay? 850 01:06:41,266 --> 01:06:44,100 - Yes. And you? - I still have a full life. 851 01:06:44,225 --> 01:06:46,516 Yes! They don't stop coming. 852 01:06:47,100 --> 01:06:48,725 Just like the sexy nun. 853 01:06:50,433 --> 01:06:51,516 Shit. 854 01:06:54,891 --> 01:06:55,891 I got it! 855 01:06:59,558 --> 01:07:02,058 Hey! Melting, baby! 856 01:07:03,433 --> 01:07:07,266 Yes, man! Meltdown 2! The musical. 857 01:07:07,391 --> 01:07:09,141 - Gamato. - I love it, bro! 858 01:07:09,975 --> 01:07:13,016 Guys, come out of here! Come on! 859 01:07:22,308 --> 01:07:24,350 - Jacques, come now! - Come here! 860 01:07:29,183 --> 01:07:30,141 Jacques. 861 01:07:30,475 --> 01:07:32,391 We have to close the door, let's go! 862 01:07:39,475 --> 01:07:41,016 Come on, Zach, come on! 863 01:07:42,850 --> 01:07:43,850 Come! 864 01:07:45,683 --> 01:07:49,391 Wait... What's the plan? 865 01:07:53,141 --> 01:07:57,633 Wow, this is genius. 866 01:07:58,058 --> 01:08:01,266 - Clever. She is smart. - The smartest man I know. 867 01:08:01,475 --> 01:08:02,475 Do you know that? 868 01:08:03,058 --> 01:08:04,975 You are quite made, my dear. 869 01:08:05,683 --> 01:08:06,808 Shit. 870 01:08:08,391 --> 01:08:09,350 Come here. 871 01:08:11,016 --> 01:08:13,891 God, it's disgusting. 872 01:08:14,766 --> 01:08:17,225 It's disgusting. 873 01:08:18,891 --> 01:08:23,808 The way it melts, it reminds me when i eat ice cream... Hi. 874 01:08:27,058 --> 01:08:30,058 - I think he's playing a game. - Melting, melting! 875 01:08:33,516 --> 01:08:36,600 You can unmask finally? Come! 876 01:08:37,475 --> 01:08:40,350 Sorry. Don't leave me like this. 877 01:08:41,308 --> 01:08:45,475 Tonight is the night but the farewell came 878 01:08:45,641 --> 01:08:48,350 and I say goodbye to you. 879 01:08:50,308 --> 01:08:53,891 - My God! - What a snake! 880 01:08:54,183 --> 01:08:56,016 You mean my dick? 881 01:08:57,308 --> 01:09:00,100 The police. Stop it! 882 01:09:02,725 --> 01:09:03,766 Joe? 883 01:09:04,516 --> 01:09:05,475 Zac? 884 01:09:09,725 --> 01:09:10,891 Biff? 885 01:09:13,725 --> 01:09:15,808 What the hell are you doing here? 886 01:09:18,058 --> 01:09:20,475 How did you get in here? 887 01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:23,666 - You wanted a threesome. - Yes. 888 01:09:29,933 --> 01:09:34,141 - You're dead. - I have it. 889 01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:36,750 - I have it. - Stay with us. No. 890 01:09:36,830 --> 01:09:38,350 I don't even know your names... 891 01:09:40,391 --> 01:09:42,225 I will protect you, ladies. 892 01:09:44,225 --> 01:09:47,266 Nice little boxer. Where did you get it from? 893 01:09:47,808 --> 01:09:50,766 From Losers "R" Us? Now way! 894 01:09:50,891 --> 01:09:54,850 - No, Biff. You will leave. - What did you say? 895 01:09:55,641 --> 01:10:00,183 You know, you're an idiot. And you know something else? 896 01:10:00,766 --> 01:10:04,225 Life is too short to dealing with guys like you. 897 01:10:04,350 --> 01:10:06,891 Fuck you, Biff! 898 01:10:07,683 --> 01:10:10,558 Do you believe that these do they care about you? 899 01:10:13,100 --> 01:10:15,475 I learned this from a true friend. 900 01:10:15,808 --> 01:10:19,058 - Bastard! - I know you are. 901 01:10:19,308 --> 01:10:21,266 - But what am I? - Hero! 902 01:10:23,891 --> 01:10:26,766 That's right, hero. 903 01:10:30,516 --> 01:10:33,225 "Back to the Future" is called, dumbass! 904 01:10:41,933 --> 01:10:43,975 Hero! Hero! 905 01:10:44,683 --> 01:10:45,725 come here 906 01:10:47,933 --> 01:10:51,350 - Shall we continue, ladies? - Yes, yes... 907 01:10:52,933 --> 01:10:54,725 - Can you pick me up? - Yes, come on. 908 01:10:54,850 --> 01:10:56,016 This is difficult... 909 01:11:12,641 --> 01:11:14,558 Dude, a car! 910 01:11:14,725 --> 01:11:16,641 Perfect! What does mine say? 911 01:11:17,141 --> 01:11:20,266 Do you see? A car, guys. 912 01:11:20,433 --> 01:11:22,308 - I love this movie. - Me too. 913 01:11:22,433 --> 01:11:24,266 - In the best three. - Three? 914 01:11:24,391 --> 01:11:25,558 - Yes. - Pretty good. 915 01:11:25,683 --> 01:11:26,933 Shit, what was that? 916 01:11:29,641 --> 01:11:30,725 Did you hear that? 917 01:11:31,808 --> 01:11:34,266 Man, you won't believe it. 918 01:11:34,558 --> 01:11:35,891 It was my stomach. 919 01:11:36,933 --> 01:11:40,433 My stomach, I'm hungry. I've never been so hungry. 920 01:11:40,558 --> 01:11:43,850 Natalia, do you have anything to eat? We need food. 921 01:11:43,975 --> 01:11:47,600 Guys, focus please! Oh my god... 922 01:11:48,058 --> 01:11:50,933 I have a sandwich! From the warehouse... 923 01:11:51,058 --> 01:11:52,516 Do you have a sandwich? 924 01:11:52,808 --> 01:11:55,266 - What is it with? - I don't know. 925 01:11:55,391 --> 01:11:57,141 - Is it made of wheat? - No, it's... 926 01:11:57,266 --> 01:12:00,225 - I can't do gluten. - It's ham. 927 01:12:00,350 --> 01:12:01,516 - Ham? - Yes, ham. 928 01:12:01,641 --> 01:12:02,641 Children! 929 01:12:06,975 --> 01:12:08,183 "Soviet Union." 930 01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:11,766 Ah... Guys! Joe, Joe! 931 01:12:12,100 --> 01:12:14,183 This must be the source. 932 01:12:14,683 --> 01:12:16,891 "Highlander 5", bro! 933 01:12:18,225 --> 01:12:20,225 How do we close it, guys? 934 01:12:20,350 --> 01:12:24,183 Ah... The book! The answer is in the book! 935 01:12:24,516 --> 01:12:27,141 The book. The fucking book. 936 01:12:27,308 --> 01:12:30,225 The book. The book... 937 01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:36,475 Let's jump on it with the car. Let's do this. 938 01:12:37,266 --> 01:12:39,350 - You forgot the book. - Yes. 939 01:12:40,058 --> 01:12:41,558 - Great. - Guys? 940 01:12:43,516 --> 01:12:44,558 Let's shake it in the air. 941 01:12:45,350 --> 01:12:46,308 What? 942 01:12:47,183 --> 01:12:48,141 Ok; 943 01:12:50,933 --> 01:12:52,183 man, are you ok? 944 01:12:53,558 --> 01:12:54,558 All good. 945 01:12:55,975 --> 01:12:57,683 - What the hell?! - Did you kill him? 946 01:12:57,808 --> 01:12:59,850 No, he was already here. 947 01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:02,683 He was already here when we came. 948 01:13:02,808 --> 01:13:06,183 He is dead. This is not good. 949 01:13:06,766 --> 01:13:09,766 This... is good. It's so good. 950 01:13:09,891 --> 01:13:10,975 Zac? 951 01:13:12,475 --> 01:13:16,266 - What, baby? - Okay, Mr. "I'm-20-years-old." 952 01:13:16,391 --> 01:13:19,433 - You are cute. - You eat normal bread too. 953 01:13:21,225 --> 01:13:22,141 Yes. 954 01:13:27,558 --> 01:13:29,808 I finally found you. 955 01:13:30,016 --> 01:13:32,308 Did he say... something? 956 01:13:32,433 --> 01:13:34,475 What? It was simple: 957 01:13:35,766 --> 01:13:38,725 Attack! 958 01:13:39,183 --> 01:13:40,100 Shit! 959 01:13:43,391 --> 01:13:45,975 Is this really happening? Ok. 960 01:13:50,100 --> 01:13:51,641 Shit! 961 01:14:08,641 --> 01:14:09,891 Not today! 962 01:14:15,308 --> 01:14:16,558 Dude, watch out! 963 01:14:19,100 --> 01:14:21,808 - It's snow! - Do I have to do everything? 964 01:14:23,850 --> 01:14:25,308 Stupid snow! 965 01:14:26,516 --> 01:14:28,225 Attack! 966 01:14:37,266 --> 01:14:38,641 Aid! 967 01:14:39,891 --> 01:14:40,933 Zack! 968 01:14:41,891 --> 01:14:43,183 Ninja! 969 01:14:44,558 --> 01:14:45,475 Stop! 970 01:14:48,475 --> 01:14:50,766 No! You stink, man! 971 01:14:53,641 --> 01:14:54,683 Zack! 972 01:14:55,350 --> 01:14:56,766 Go away! On me! 973 01:15:04,141 --> 01:15:05,975 Time to shake it up all up in the air. 974 01:15:16,100 --> 01:15:17,183 Get up! 975 01:15:19,183 --> 01:15:20,183 Thanks. 976 01:15:20,808 --> 01:15:21,725 Thank you... 977 01:15:26,433 --> 01:15:27,391 What...? 978 01:15:31,183 --> 01:15:33,433 I have to cut the drugs. 979 01:15:41,558 --> 01:15:44,808 - Where the hell is Zac? - I don't know. Come on, in the car! 980 01:15:45,116 --> 01:15:47,016 Shit... 981 01:15:48,391 --> 01:15:50,100 - Come on! - Shit. 982 01:15:52,558 --> 01:15:56,766 - Where the hell is Zac? - No... Dammit! I was driving! 983 01:15:57,175 --> 01:16:00,516 - Shit! - Let's go, let's go! 984 01:16:11,891 --> 01:16:15,391 Hi... Are you ok? 985 01:16:16,808 --> 01:16:19,891 You look very scary. Um... are you okay? 986 01:16:27,558 --> 01:16:30,516 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go...! Okay, let's go! 987 01:16:30,641 --> 01:16:33,850 I'm going to fuck them now those snowmen! 988 01:16:34,016 --> 01:16:36,308 Ok. Let's go! 989 01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:43,160 Ok. Ok. Let's go again. 990 01:16:43,850 --> 01:16:44,766 Ok. 991 01:16:54,225 --> 01:16:55,808 That hurt, man. 992 01:17:05,391 --> 01:17:07,766 It was a hair. 993 01:17:17,725 --> 01:17:18,766 Damn it! 994 01:17:21,933 --> 01:17:22,933 Seriously now? 995 01:17:30,100 --> 01:17:32,100 Oh, Lambert, please! 996 01:17:36,475 --> 01:17:39,416 - Let's go, let's go...! - Okay. Ready; 997 01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:45,641 - What the hell... - Okay! Again! 998 01:17:45,766 --> 01:17:51,225 - Shit! Get stuck! - Let's go, I'm driving! 999 01:17:51,350 --> 01:17:54,350 Damn it! The sign... 1000 01:17:54,475 --> 01:17:56,183 They came to save us! 1001 01:18:12,850 --> 01:18:14,975 Shit! 1002 01:18:20,808 --> 01:18:24,600 You will die, like all your kind. 1003 01:18:25,141 --> 01:18:28,016 We will travel through the gate in your world 1004 01:18:28,433 --> 01:18:29,600 and we will destroy him. 1005 01:18:30,975 --> 01:18:32,808 What? A portal? 1006 01:18:39,808 --> 01:18:42,620 Do you know something? You just made one classic evil mistake, 1007 01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:43,940 aspiring Kurgan. 1008 01:18:44,308 --> 01:18:46,516 You revealed your plan to me. 1009 01:18:52,558 --> 01:18:55,433 - It's too late. - Shit. 1010 01:19:01,891 --> 01:19:04,266 Please, please... Please! Wait, wait! 1011 01:19:09,683 --> 01:19:13,766 - Lamper! - Greetings, Jacques. did you call me 1012 01:19:17,433 --> 01:19:18,558 Go away! 1013 01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:32,725 In the end... 1014 01:19:33,558 --> 01:19:36,600 only one will remain. 1015 01:19:44,766 --> 01:19:46,850 Let's go, let's go! Zack! 1016 01:19:47,266 --> 01:19:48,766 Zac? 1017 01:20:01,433 --> 01:20:02,516 What does he do? 1018 01:20:05,266 --> 01:20:09,100 - The bread! Fucking genius! - What? 1019 01:20:13,683 --> 01:20:16,100 Do it, dammit! 1020 01:20:19,225 --> 01:20:21,100 What are you looking at, you fucker? 1021 01:20:21,975 --> 01:20:24,266 Don't you see it? I have a bigger tool. 1022 01:20:24,725 --> 01:20:27,308 I will fix you if you get in my way 1023 01:20:27,433 --> 01:20:30,058 I will level you. You will never be the same again. 1024 01:20:30,266 --> 01:20:31,725 What are you talking about? 1025 01:20:31,850 --> 01:20:34,016 - You heard me, bitch. - What are you saying? 1026 01:20:34,141 --> 01:20:37,100 Do you smell this? It's my shit! What are you talking about? 1027 01:20:37,391 --> 01:20:40,058 You heard me, bitch. What are you talking about? 1028 01:20:40,183 --> 01:20:42,516 Eat it, ass-Crips! 1029 01:20:42,933 --> 01:20:43,850 Yes! 1030 01:20:44,350 --> 01:20:46,558 Those wedding people. 1031 01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:49,766 This time they will shoot you, morons. 1032 01:20:50,433 --> 01:20:52,558 All haters and bitches here. Yes! 1033 01:21:09,391 --> 01:21:11,391 Shit! That was crazy. 1034 01:21:12,683 --> 01:21:15,600 - Catch it! - He caught... 1035 01:21:22,725 --> 01:21:24,350 There can only be one. 1036 01:21:32,516 --> 01:21:33,725 Sorry... 1037 01:21:34,391 --> 01:21:35,808 I get excited. 1038 01:21:42,100 --> 01:21:45,183 - Are you okay? - Now yes. 1039 01:21:45,933 --> 01:21:46,850 Brother... 1040 01:21:50,433 --> 01:21:54,266 So... We... we made it. 1041 01:21:57,808 --> 01:21:59,183 - Joe, come here! - Come on! 1042 01:21:59,308 --> 01:22:00,850 - Come on, hey! - Joey! 1043 01:22:07,350 --> 01:22:08,766 Do you see this? 1044 01:22:16,225 --> 01:22:17,350 The key. 1045 01:22:18,016 --> 01:22:21,600 It opens the worlds, unites dimensions, frees the spirits. 1046 01:22:21,975 --> 01:22:27,391 With this key I have the power! 1047 01:22:29,808 --> 01:22:30,975 What the hell?! 1048 01:22:31,058 --> 01:22:32,433 Give me the key! 1049 01:22:34,266 --> 01:22:37,991 - Gollum... Wake up! - What? 1050 01:22:39,100 --> 01:22:40,808 man, what happened to you? 1051 01:22:41,350 --> 01:22:43,558 You've had a Lord of the Rings crisis. 1052 01:22:43,975 --> 01:22:45,641 What? I... 1053 01:22:50,016 --> 01:22:53,766 - And now? - Shit. Let's do it. 1054 01:22:54,683 --> 01:22:55,683 Zack! 1055 01:22:56,433 --> 01:22:58,016 Come! 1056 01:22:58,141 --> 01:22:59,308 Yes, yes, ok! 1057 01:23:12,016 --> 01:23:13,350 Oh my god. 1058 01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:16,058 Damn it. 1059 01:23:30,766 --> 01:23:34,225 - This is serious bullshit. - They look real. 1060 01:23:34,350 --> 01:23:35,016 Yes. 1061 01:23:35,150 --> 01:23:37,016 At least they haven't green eyes. 1062 01:23:50,641 --> 01:23:54,058 Guys, the dead man stole the key from Chicane, 1063 01:23:54,183 --> 01:23:56,516 to free the spirits from the other dimension, 1064 01:23:56,641 --> 01:23:58,641 to finish what they started in World War II! 1065 01:24:00,350 --> 01:24:03,350 Excellent, Agent Mulder. Excellent. 1066 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:11,000 Inform Chicane that we recovered it. 1067 01:24:11,450 --> 01:24:12,450 Received. 1068 01:24:17,725 --> 01:24:22,350 Ok. Let's... let's go from here, yes? 1069 01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:25,600 - You're right. He's always right. - Yes... 1070 01:24:27,058 --> 01:24:28,808 - Okay? - I got it, bro. 1071 01:24:39,433 --> 01:24:40,808 Yes! 1072 01:24:48,016 --> 01:24:51,391 It happened to us 1073 01:24:51,558 --> 01:24:55,516 but we survived the night 1074 01:24:58,891 --> 01:25:01,058 It doesn't matter anymore 1075 01:25:02,225 --> 01:25:06,808 because we are all alive 1076 01:25:06,975 --> 01:25:10,975 People died 1077 01:25:11,100 --> 01:25:15,391 and we should help them 1078 01:25:15,558 --> 01:25:19,100 Oh shit, you're right 1079 01:25:19,391 --> 01:25:23,225 We can make this world a better place 1080 01:25:23,683 --> 01:25:27,183 We are the world 1081 01:25:28,100 --> 01:25:32,266 We are survivors 1082 01:25:32,433 --> 01:25:36,558 We are the survivors from this bullshit 1083 01:25:36,683 --> 01:25:40,933 So let's sue in this fucking place 1084 01:25:41,058 --> 01:25:44,558 We are the world 1085 01:25:45,433 --> 01:25:49,725 We are survivors 1086 01:25:49,891 --> 01:25:54,016 We are the survivors from this bullshit 1087 01:25:54,141 --> 01:25:58,391 So let's sue in this fucking place. 1088 01:26:05,891 --> 01:26:08,308 - Shit. - What? 1089 01:26:08,433 --> 01:26:12,016 They are my parents. I'd better leave. 1090 01:26:13,225 --> 01:26:15,683 Guys... Come on. 1091 01:26:15,975 --> 01:26:19,266 Colleagues! It was incredible! 1092 01:26:20,766 --> 01:26:21,891 Yeah, man. 1093 01:26:22,516 --> 01:26:25,933 Just... Thanks for everything. 1094 01:26:26,350 --> 01:26:29,516 - I love you, man. - Me too. 1095 01:26:33,891 --> 01:26:36,766 Oh, yes. You better wash your hands. 1096 01:26:36,891 --> 01:26:38,183 come now 1097 01:26:38,808 --> 01:26:43,100 Yes, mom? Yes, I'm coming. The best birthday ever! 1098 01:26:43,225 --> 01:26:44,783 - Go away! - Yes, I'm coming. 1099 01:26:44,928 --> 01:26:46,928 - See you later. - I'm coming. 1100 01:26:47,891 --> 01:26:52,933 - It's form, huh? - Yes. Yes, it's fun. 1101 01:26:54,808 --> 01:26:57,825 - Well... - So. 1102 01:26:58,558 --> 01:26:59,683 And now? 1103 01:27:00,975 --> 01:27:05,141 Eh... I haven't been never in New Mexico. 1104 01:27:05,308 --> 01:27:09,808 Correctly. I think we need to change that. 1105 01:27:10,033 --> 01:27:11,891 - Really? - Yes. 1106 01:27:12,316 --> 01:27:17,808 - And how do you imagine this? - I think so. 1107 01:27:28,891 --> 01:27:30,933 You did well, kid. 1108 01:27:32,725 --> 01:27:34,183 You did well. 1109 01:27:43,475 --> 01:27:46,475 Hello, father. 1110 01:27:46,933 --> 01:27:48,433 Yako. 1111 01:27:49,641 --> 01:27:51,891 Hello, Dad. Do you want to participate? 1112 01:27:52,558 --> 01:27:53,975 God, no. 1113 01:27:55,266 --> 01:27:56,558 Double pleasure. 1114 01:27:57,308 --> 01:27:59,641 2 WEEKS LATER 1115 01:27:59,808 --> 01:28:02,433 What does he say, guys? This is Tom Cruise. 1116 01:28:02,558 --> 01:28:05,683 Just kidding, I'm Zach. But you know this. 1117 01:28:05,850 --> 01:28:09,558 Well, you must be wondering what happened after that day 1118 01:28:09,683 --> 01:28:12,016 My parents finally came 1119 01:28:12,141 --> 01:28:15,558 and we did a great one off-resort birthday parties, 1120 01:28:15,683 --> 01:28:18,808 along with Joe's family. They didn't know what had happened, 1121 01:28:18,933 --> 01:28:22,216 and believe me, we didn't open our mouth. 1122 01:28:22,516 --> 01:28:23,516 My father was thrilled... 1123 01:28:23,641 --> 01:28:26,433 ...which I finally met Christopher Lambert, like me. 1124 01:28:26,558 --> 01:28:29,516 Who, by the way, escaped that night unscathed... 1125 01:28:29,641 --> 01:28:33,100 ...and totally fucked Kurgan. Believe it or not... 1126 01:28:33,225 --> 01:28:36,141 ...we kept in touch and called us... 1127 01:28:36,266 --> 01:28:38,933 ...let's see "Highlander" with him whenever we want. 1128 01:28:39,058 --> 01:28:42,391 How perfect is that? You're probably wondering... 1129 01:28:42,516 --> 01:28:46,058 ...what happened to Yako? well, this little minion... 1130 01:28:46,183 --> 01:28:50,475 ...he was kicked out of the house. Now she lives with the two... 1131 01:28:50,558 --> 01:28:54,766 ...gorgeous, sexy nuns, who also took a dog... 1132 01:28:54,891 --> 01:28:57,808 ...and they named him Jacques. Sweet, huh? 1133 01:28:58,933 --> 01:29:01,100 Joe tried to send to a nun, 1134 01:29:01,225 --> 01:29:03,350 but unfortunately he writes him, 1135 01:29:03,475 --> 01:29:08,100 sad thing about him in many ways. 1136 01:29:08,641 --> 01:29:12,225 But I know, you want to know what about me and natalia. 1137 01:29:12,350 --> 01:29:14,891 And, I owe you the truth. 1138 01:29:15,641 --> 01:29:19,808 Well... we didn't go to New Mexico. 1139 01:29:20,308 --> 01:29:22,600 But he joined us in Oregon. 1140 01:29:22,725 --> 01:29:26,600 My parents loved her. And yes, 1141 01:29:26,975 --> 01:29:31,725 I fell in love with her too. She is incredible. 1142 01:29:32,141 --> 01:29:35,141 So guys, the lesson is as follows: 1143 01:29:35,891 --> 01:29:37,766 Don't be afraid to fall in love. 1144 01:29:38,308 --> 01:29:40,641 Sure, yeah, okay, sex is perfect. 1145 01:29:40,766 --> 01:29:43,766 But love... is even better. 1146 01:29:44,225 --> 01:29:49,100 Get out! Live new adventures, fall in love, open your heart! 1147 01:29:49,391 --> 01:29:52,308 And if you're already in love, protect this love. 1148 01:29:52,558 --> 01:29:55,641 Take advantage of the greatest gift that life offers you. 1149 01:29:56,225 --> 01:30:00,100 I quote John Hughes: "Life goes by too fast. 1150 01:30:00,558 --> 01:30:04,308 If you don't stop to look around sometimes, you can lose it." 1151 01:30:09,641 --> 01:30:11,933 It was over, Casanova. 1152 01:30:13,933 --> 01:30:16,225 Yes. And... 1153 01:30:16,808 --> 01:30:19,016 Okay, have... have a lot of sex. 1154 01:30:24,808 --> 01:30:33,316 Translation: Alex Suri GR (12/12/2025) ..: Movies by Alex Suri GR :.. 1155 01:30:53,975 --> 01:30:57,225 I love you Mr. Snowman. 1156 01:31:11,475 --> 01:31:12,850 I will come again. 1157 01:31:14,600 --> 01:31:15,600 We're done. 1158 01:31:52,641 --> 01:31:55,433 I already know that. Yes, we are already in the air. Yes. 1159 01:31:55,800 --> 01:32:00,141 You're listening to Wild Pete. All good. 1160 01:32:00,266 --> 01:32:03,850 I'm fine. Everything is fine. 1161 01:32:04,275 --> 01:32:07,100 I know if you heard yesterday my show 1162 01:32:07,225 --> 01:32:08,933 could you believe 1163 01:32:09,058 --> 01:32:13,516 that... something really strange it happened here at the ski resort. 1164 01:32:13,641 --> 01:32:17,558 Like that some creatures they killed people. 1165 01:32:17,683 --> 01:32:20,850 But... I brought it to you. 1166 01:32:20,975 --> 01:32:24,016 Yes, it was all a huge prank. 1167 01:32:24,141 --> 01:32:27,475 Yes, the biggest prank I have ever does on this show, 1168 01:32:27,558 --> 01:32:29,891 the "Wild Pit Show". She was... she was big. 1169 01:32:30,016 --> 01:32:33,933 I was under the influence alcoholic beverages. 1170 01:32:34,058 --> 01:32:37,683 I think, mildly one or two more. 1171 01:32:37,808 --> 01:32:39,641 But... things like that happen. 1172 01:32:39,766 --> 01:32:43,808 It's just the usual hangover afterwards the regular annual Monster Fest, 1173 01:32:43,933 --> 01:32:46,975 like every year, and... The main thing is, 1174 01:32:47,100 --> 01:32:50,516 that our guest, Mr. Christopher Lambert is fine. 1175 01:32:50,725 --> 01:32:53,808 They are fine. And nobody he is not suing anyone 1176 01:32:53,933 --> 01:32:58,391 or nothing like that. So everything is normal again. 1177 01:32:58,516 --> 01:33:03,516 Forget it and, well, enjoy on this beautiful day here in Vuokatti. 1178 01:33:03,641 --> 01:33:05,558 Hey, do I have anything else to drink? 1178 01:33:06,305 --> 01:34:06,266 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm